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Denise Fenzi
24 Dec

The Twelve Days of Christmas - (puppy home and garden version)

Posted by dfenzi in Musings

On the First day of Christmas
my puppy gave to me:
A Poopee in the Laundry

On the Second day of Christmas
my puppy gave to me:
Two Traumatized sheep
and a Poopee in the Laundry

On the Third day of Christmas
my puppy gave to me:
Three Emptied Wastebaskets
Two Traumatized Sheep
and a Poopee in the Laundry

On the Fourth day of Christmas
my puppy gave to me:
Four Broken Ornaments
Three Emptied wastebaskets
Two Traumatized Sheep
and a Poopee in the laundry

On the Fifth day of Christmas
my puppy gave to me:
Five Puddles of Pee.  In the house.
Four Broken Ornaments
Three Emptied Wastebaskets
Two Traumatized Sheep
and a Poopee in the Laundry

On the Sixth day of Christmas
my puppy gave to me:
Six Mangled Stockings
Five Puddles of Pee.  In the house.
Four Broken Ornaments
Three Emptied Wastebaskets
Two Traumatized Sheep
and a Poopee in the Laundry

On the Seventh day of Christmas
my puppy gave to me:
Seven Sleepless Nights
Six Mangled Stockings
Five Puddles of Pee.  In the house.
Four Broken Ornaments
Three Emptied Wastebaskets
Two Traumatized Sheep
and a poopee in the laundry

On the Eighth day of Christmas
my puppy gave to me:
Eight Impressive Planting Holes
Seven Sleepless Nights
Six Mangled Stockings
Five Puddles of Pee.  In the house.
Four Broken Ornaments
Three Emptied Wastebaskets
Two Traumatized Sheep
and a Poopee in the Laundry.

On the Ninth day of Christmas
my puppy gave to me:
Nine Filthy windows
Eight Impressive Planting Holes
Seven Sleepless Nights
Six Mangled stockings
Five Puddles of Pee.  In the house
Four Broken Ornaments
Three Emptied Wastebaskets
Two Traumatized Sheep
and a Poopee in the Laundry

On the Tenth day of Christmas
my puppy gave to me:
Ten Unwanted Soaker Hoses
Nine Filthy windows
Eight Impressive Planting Holes
Seven Sleepless Nights
Six Mangled Stockings
Five Puddles of Pee.  In the house.
Four Broken Ornaments
Three Emptied Wastebaskets
Two Traumatized Sheep
and a Poopee in the Laundry

On the Eleventh day of Christmas
my puppy gave to me:
Eleven Customized Shoes
Ten Unwanted Soaker Hoses
Nine Filthy windows
Eight Impressive Planting Holes
Seven Sleepless Nights
Six Mangled Stockings
Five Puddles of Pee.  In the house.
Four Broken Ornaments
Three Emptied Wastebaskets
Two Traumatized Sheep
and a Poopee in the Laundry

On the Twelfth day of Christmas
my puppy gave to me:
Twelve Dead Plants
Eleven Customized Shoes
Ten Unwanted Soaker Hoses
Nine Filthy windows
Eight Impressive Planting Holes
Seven Sleepless Nights
Six Mangled Stockings
Five Puddles of Pee.  In the house.
Four Broken Ornaments
Three Emptied Wastebaskets
Two Traumatized Sheep
and a Poopee in the Laundry


3 Comments

Ah yes, definitely a Spritepup kind of Christmas carol!! Well written and thanks for the chuckle! :D Merry Christmas!

Posted by Tammy Ellis on December 25, 2011

Ahhh, Belgian inspiration. Except for the traumatized sheep, I have been gifted with all those things, too. Thanks for a good laugh. ( :

Merry Christmas!

Posted by Melinda Wichmann on December 25, 2011

Very funny and too true!

Posted by Nancy on December 25, 2011

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